TF Views

U can't name a Bridge after Chuck Norris

Because nobody crosses chuck norris.

This was a joke, I just heard from Saturday night live tonight.

Once, while having sex in a semi, part of Chuck Norris' sperm got into the engine block. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Also, this reminds me of the "facts about Ironhide" thread we had on the old bwtf boards where we were basically substituting Chuck Norris for Ironhide.