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JediTricks wrote: Bay however actively voiced his disdain for toys, saying that when he was a child he played sports instead and had no time for toys, and as such he worked hard to get away from anything from the toys in Transformers. Other toy brands have not had that level of disrespect from their helmers in the past, look at the GI Joe movie, even the He-man movie wasn't changing for changes' sake.
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and that future really didn't fit with Highlander no matter what they did.
Yeah. The whole draw of Highlander was you had this immortal guy living in present times, and they'd keep flashing back to the past. It was a nice little gimmick and allowed them to constantly put their characters in different eras and different costumes and see how they changed over the centuries. With the future sci-fi setting, all the emphasis was placed on this crazy future world.
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I loved how Highlander 3 completely ignored that Highlander 2 had ever happened. (And apparently was playing by the same rules as the TV series, in that "Oh yeah, Kurgan is dead but there are still other immortals out there so the Prize still isn't won.") The TV series was pretty good too. Sure, there was a fair amount of "immortal-of-the-week" through it but when you've got a series about immortal dudes that cut off each other's heads...what're you gonna do? 'Not' have a guy get beheaded every week?
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Reminds me of the writer's explanation for why everyone died in the cut-scenes in Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks. They said that none of the deaths actually happened, but what else were they gonna do? Just run away? Of course, if the deaths are just for show and don't really happen, then the whole story falls apart anyway and nothing that happens makes any sense.
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138 Scourge wrote:If it's just a way to gloss over the origin and get right to turtles beating the bejesus out of some chumps, that's all right and all.
They can gloss over the origin with out changing them into aliens though. 4 turtles and a rat that got mutated by ooze isn't that complicated of a concept.
Oh yeah, I agree. That concept made it into a TV show and a movie just fine before and people didn't have a problem with it. Besides, they just made that Thor movie, where the concept seemed to be "Norse God hero who's a god, but Asgard's actually another planet and the Gods are advanced aliens, and that didn't seem to faze people at all. Like I said, I don't understand why they're doing it, it's completely unnecessary and probably a bad idea. But if the entire origin is just a spaceship comes down and the Turtles pop out, then I don't think it'd be that big a deal.
And as we've discussed before in the thread, changing them to aliens rather than being mutants does change some other aspects of the turtles.
Yyyyyeeeaaaahhhh. If you're thinking about it semi-realistically, then yes, yes it does. I mean, there'd be no reason for space aliens to be into ninja-ing, or be funny badass fighters, or anything like that. Especially no reason to be ninjas. But since this is a movie, and more specifically, a Michael Bay movie, I think they could get around it. And by "get around it", I mean "probably just ignore it". Or maybe do the ol' "learned about Earth culture from TV broadcasts" kind of thing, I dunno.

I guess my point is that if you get basically the same characters doing similar things, it's not that important how they get there. And honestly, I don't know why I'm sort of defending this movie, when I'm pretty sure it's gonna be nonsense, and when I agree that changing the origin is a pretty dumb idea.
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138 Scourge wrote:Yyyyyeeeaaaahhhh. If you're thinking about it semi-realistically, then yes, yes it does. I mean, there'd be no reason for space aliens to be into ninja-ing, or be funny badass fighters, or anything like that. Especially no reason to be ninjas. But since this is a movie, and more specifically, a Michael Bay movie, I think they could get around it. And by "get around it", I mean "probably just ignore it". Or maybe do the ol' "learned about Earth culture from TV broadcasts" kind of thing, I dunno.
I mean on a deeper level than that. Like, the Turtles have always had this sense of being unique and alone, being the only mutant turtles. If they're aliens though, you loose that sense completely. Somewhere, there is a whole planet just like them. So what is their motivation for staying on Earth and trying to fit in here, if they've got another home somewhere out there?
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Sparky Prime wrote: I mean on a deeper level than that. Like, the Turtles have always had this sense of being unique and alone, being the only mutant turtles.
I...guess? I'm not an expert on the characters or anything, but I don't think I've ever seen a story where that's come up. I can kind of see it in the concept, but I've just never seen it in the stories. If you're inclined to go that route, though, there is the old "Strangers in a World They Never Made" thing they could use.
Sparky Prime wrote: If they're aliens though, you loose that sense completely. Somewhere, there is a whole planet just like them. So what is their motivation for staying on Earth and trying to fit in here, if they've got another home somewhere out there?
Ah, that one's easy, though. Go with the old "crashed spaceship". Or the "Planet blew up". Or go with the ALF combo version of "spaceship crashed while escaping planet blowing up". And that's just the obvious ones.

I suppose the main thing I'm trying to say is that I'm seeing it like the difference between Spider-Man getting his powers from a radioactive spider or a genetically engineered one. Or Pete's webshooters being organic as opposed to things he built. You could make a good case for both of those being important elements to the character, and I don't necessarily like that the movie changed those things. But the end result is still pretty much the same Spider-Man.
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138 Scourge wrote:I...guess? I'm not an expert on the characters or anything, but I don't think I've ever seen a story where that's come up. I can kind of see it in the concept, but I've just never seen it in the stories. If you're inclined to go that route, though, there is the old "Strangers in a World They Never Made" thing they could use.
It came up in the second movie, Secret of the Ooze. When Donatello finds out their creation was an accident, he's disappointed about it.
Ah, that one's easy, though. Go with the old "crashed spaceship". Or the "Planet blew up". Or go with the ALF combo version of "spaceship crashed while escaping planet blowing up". And that's just the obvious ones.
I don't see that makes much of a difference. Ok, their planet might be gone now, but that would still mean there was once somewhere they belonged and they become just another 'aliens stuck on Earth with no where else to go' story.
I suppose the main thing I'm trying to say is that I'm seeing it like the difference between Spider-Man getting his powers from a radioactive spider or a genetically engineered one. Or Pete's webshooters being organic as opposed to things he built. You could make a good case for both of those being important elements to the character, and I don't necessarily like that the movie changed those things. But the end result is still pretty much the same Spider-Man.
Having the Turtles aliens instead of mutants is a bigger change than that is what I'm saying. A spider genetically altered or radioactive doesn't matter as much because either way it still mutates Peter's DNA to make him Spider-Man. That would be like changing the ooze that mutates the Turtles to a slightly different type of slime, but they are still mutant turtles. And the organic webshooters vs. mechanical... That doesn't change his origins at all. It just makes the webshooters part of his powerset rather than showcases Peter's intelligence to build them. And and I can't think of any allegory for the Turtles that would be similar.
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138 Scourge wrote:I...guess? I'm not an expert on the characters or anything, but I don't think I've ever seen a story where that's come up. I can kind of see it in the concept, but I've just never seen it in the stories. If you're inclined to go that route, though, there is the old "Strangers in a World They Never Made" thing they could use.
It came up in the second movie, Secret of the Ooze. When Donatello finds out their creation was an accident, he's disappointed about it.
Huh. Well, it's been a long ol' time since I've seen the second movie, so that totally slipped my mind. Still, since there's four of 'em, it doesn't seem to occur to writers to play the ol' "all alone/last of their species" card as often.
Ah, that one's easy, though. Go with the old "crashed spaceship". Or the "Planet blew up". Or go with the ALF combo version of "spaceship crashed while escaping planet blowing up". And that's just the obvious ones.
I don't see that makes much of a difference. Ok, their planet might be gone now, but that would still mean there was once somewhere they belonged and they become just another 'aliens stuck on Earth with no where else to go' story. [/quote] Sure, and that would definitely be less interesting and original than the "freaks of science" thing they have going now. I don't see why they'd go with it at all, but I don't think it necessarily has to affect the characters, is all.
I suppose the main thing I'm trying to say is that I'm seeing it like the difference between Spider-Man getting his powers from a radioactive spider or a genetically engineered one. Or Pete's webshooters being organic as opposed to things he built. You could make a good case for both of those being important elements to the character, and I don't necessarily like that the movie changed those things. But the end result is still pretty much the same Spider-Man.
Having the Turtles aliens instead of mutants is a bigger change than that is what I'm saying. A spider genetically altered or radioactive doesn't matter as much because either way it still mutates Peter's DNA to make him Spider-Man. That would be like changing the ooze that mutates the Turtles to a slightly different type of slime, but they are still mutant turtles. And the organic webshooters vs. mechanical... That doesn't change his origins at all. It just makes the webshooters part of his powerset rather than showcases Peter's intelligence to build them.[/quote] Yeah, it's definitely not as drastic a change as changing what planet the protagonists come from, but you could make a case that the wonky "radiation did it" explanation helps create a different mood for...well, the two panels that the science fair plays out in the original origin. The webs, though, I kind of think Peter inventing this super-powerful adhesive while he's in high school elevates him from "pretty smart kid" to "holy crap, comic-book super-genius". Again, it's a subtle kind of change, but Peter being a scientific genius is..if not the whole point of the character, it's certainly an important element. But of course, your mileage on that might vary.
And and I can't think of any allegory for the Turtles that would be similar.
One I can think of right off is in the Friday the 13th moves. In the 9th one, it's shown that Jason keeps coming back from the dead because his mother used black magic to give him demon powers. Yeah, I know. Then you get the 10th one, where they just ignore that and imply that he's a mutant with super-regenerative powers. Whichever orgin you go with, it's still a big dude in a hockey mask going after kids with a machete.

Or, to take a different tack, what would you think of a series where the Transformers originated on Earth? Sounds ridiculous at first, but if they still had the concept of robots disguising themselves as ordinary machines, and maybe had their own versions of Optimus, Megatron, et al, that could conceivably turn out to be a legit TF series.
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Mako Crab wrote:Yeah. The whole draw of Highlander was you had this immortal guy living in present times, and they'd keep flashing back to the past. It was a nice little gimmick and allowed them to constantly put their characters in different eras and different costumes and see how they changed over the centuries. With the future sci-fi setting, all the emphasis was placed on this crazy future world.
And the sky was red, so it sucked. ;)
I think the IDEA behind the non-alien version of Highlander 2 could have been compelling, but they executed it 100% wrong.
Onslaught Six wrote:I loved how Highlander 3 completely ignored that Highlander 2 had ever happened. (And apparently was playing by the same rules as the TV series, in that "Oh yeah, Kurgan is dead but there are still other immortals out there so the Prize still isn't won.") The TV series was pretty good too. Sure, there was a fair amount of "immortal-of-the-week" through it but when you've got a series about immortal dudes that cut off each other's heads...what're you gonna do? 'Not' have a guy get beheaded every week?
I never watched any of the post-Highlander 2 material just because it seemed like the concept was going to get repetitive.

138 Scourge wrote:I guess my point is that if you get basically the same characters doing similar things, it's not that important how they get there. And honestly, I don't know why I'm sort of defending this movie, when I'm pretty sure it's gonna be nonsense, and when I agree that changing the origin is a pretty dumb idea.
Internet makes people contrarian in nature at times, look at Dom. :p We all do it tho'.

I think too many people blindly accept things the way you're suggesting, and each time it lowers the bar. The reason it's bad, IMO, is because how someone gets to where they are is directly tied into how they got to WHO they are, if you take out "how" you risk fumbling the "who" and more importantly the "why" part.
Sparky Prime wrote:I mean on a deeper level than that. Like, the Turtles have always had this sense of being unique and alone, being the only mutant turtles. If they're aliens though, you loose that sense completely. Somewhere, there is a whole planet just like them. So what is their motivation for staying on Earth and trying to fit in here, if they've got another home somewhere out there?
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138 Scourge wrote:I...guess? I'm not an expert on the characters or anything, but I don't think I've ever seen a story where that's come up. I can kind of see it in the concept, but I've just never seen it in the stories. If you're inclined to go that route, though, there is the old "Strangers in a World They Never Made" thing they could use.
Even the '80s TV show made a big deal of it. You might not have noticed because it was SO engrained in the characters.
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138 Scourge wrote:Still, since there's four of 'em, it doesn't seem to occur to writers to play the ol' "all alone/last of their species" card as often.
Sure, and that would definitely be less interesting and original than the "freaks of science" thing they have going now. I don't see why they'd go with it at all, but I don't think it necessarily has to affect the characters, is all.
Just because there are four of them doesn't mean they don't feel a certain alienation (excuse the pun) to the world around them. In the first film (I think), Splitter says something about how he understands how the world beckons to their teenage minds. They want to be more a part of it but because they are freaks of nature, they're forced to hide. And that doesn't change no matter where they are. I just think changing them to aliens diminishes that element of their characters, and Earth not being their real home certainly would change some things for their characters.
Yeah, it's definitely not as drastic a change as changing what planet the protagonists come from, but you could make a case that the wonky "radiation did it" explanation helps create a different mood for...well, the two panels that the science fair plays out in the original origin. The webs, though, I kind of think Peter inventing this super-powerful adhesive while he's in high school elevates him from "pretty smart kid" to "holy crap, comic-book super-genius". Again, it's a subtle kind of change, but Peter being a scientific genius is..if not the whole point of the character, it's certainly an important element. But of course, your mileage on that might vary.
To me, the radiation vs. genetically altered is more of a sign of the times. During the 60's, people were afraid of atomic war and radiation fall out. Today, that's not so much of an issue but it's things like stem cell research and cloning that are more of a hot button topic.

Granted, the movies don't exactly show Peter as the science genius like he is in the comics (or has the witty humor during fights for that matter), but they do show off his intelligence in other ways. Particularly in the second film, he clearly already knows his stuff when he talks to Otto Octavius.
One I can think of right off is in the Friday the 13th moves. In the 9th one, it's shown that Jason keeps coming back from the dead because his mother used black magic to give him demon powers. Yeah, I know. Then you get the 10th one, where they just ignore that and imply that he's a mutant with super-regenerative powers. Whichever orgin you go with, it's still a big dude in a hockey mask going after kids with a machete.
I've never seen any of those films so I don't feel like I can really comment much about it.... But has Jason ever really been fleshed out as a character? I mean, isn't he essentially just a mindless killing machine in a hockey mask? His origins explain what he is but there really isn't any character to him for it to matter who he is. It's different for characters that have background that makes them who they are and what they are.
Or, to take a different tack, what would you think of a series where the Transformers originated on Earth? Sounds ridiculous at first, but if they still had the concept of robots disguising themselves as ordinary machines, and maybe had their own versions of Optimus, Megatron, et al, that could conceivably turn out to be a legit TF series.
The ironic thing about Transformers is how rarely they actually use the concept of Robots in Disguise.
And changing their origins to Earth would similarly effect all sorts of story elements for the characters. Why would there be two factions of robots fighting against each other? Why would the Autobots protect humans while the Decepticons could care less? How are they considered their own independent life forms if humans built them? And so on... You can't always change just one element of a franchises history and say nothing else changed. It's like a tapestry. You pull out one string and the whole thing starts to unravel.
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