Dominic wrote:The fact you keep hating on Serpentor makes you a toyhack. (He came out in '86, and replaced comforting old Cobra Commander.)
The fact that you used "toyhack" that way proves my point. The fact that you like Serpentor makes you a doofus. Cobra went from being a worldwide paramilitary terrorist organization to some outlandish religious cult built around the stupid idea of the world's worst people's DNA put into 1 megalomaniacal idiot who has not proven himself or even given training, he just pops onto the scene and because he's dressed like a snake-king they go along with it. It's dumb dumb dumb.
The chariot was a good character specific vehicle for toys that were properly scaled fot it. Zartan's skier was (if I remember correctly) a pretty good toy.
No, the chariot sucked donkeys, it was just a gold hoverboard with 2 guns and no defense. It was zero fun and a bad idea to go with the bad idea that was the character. This sucks 100%, no matter what scale of figure is using it:
http://www.yojoe.com/vehicles/86/airchariot/
Zartan's Chameleon wasn't a particularly good toy, it was flimsy and awkward, had no weapons, and disassembled to sit in the included box hiding as a junk pile.
-Silver Mirage: fragile garbage. I have seen better knock-offs.
I beat that thing up as a kid and it took it, parts would come off before they'd break, then I'd just put them back on. Real rubber tires and seats too, plus springy suspension. I think my dad actually still has that one in a box of my stuff.
Thunder Machine: good mould, badly painted. Could have done with more customizability (swappable parts and such), but a good toy.
I liked they colors, they were realistic, Black for the Trans Am elements, blue for the armored car parts, red for the other stuff. They retooled it for the Street Fighter movie crossover line and gave it garish colors:
http://www.yojoe.com/vehicles/93/beastblaster/
-Wolf: to cruddy plastic trays that snap together. Wow.
Who gives a shit about how it was assembled? It was a cool design, a good villain against the Snow Cat. It was sleek and it had fun weapons and cockpits. Don't be such a knob.
O-rings are crap. It is a good thing they were easy to fix because they *are* easy to break.
-and the original 13 are boring.
Why exactly are you going to this convention then? Seems like you have a hate-on for almost everything about the line. O-rings were an excellent way to add a new dimension of play potential to 3.75" figures, they were at least as important as swivel biceps and ball-jointed necks.
Yes, the '82 and '83 figures are boring, the '82s are the worst since they're nearly all the same parts over and over.
Onslaught Six wrote:It was huge compared to the figures. Keep in mind, I was using my headboard as a shelf for Joes. I could line maybe three rows of them up with stands. There just wasn't any 'room' for this thing.
Why would you buy vehicles then if your space was limited to half an inch wide? Even the
Sting Raider, another fav of mine and another flying sub, wouldn't fit. The only thing that'd work would be the ninja bikes because they don't have sidecars.
See, the problem is really that you never learned what shelving or a toy box were.
See, I even had some repeated attempts to get some of those vehicles, or fascimiles thereof--they rereleased the Night Raven in the 25th line and I had 'zero' desire for it. Because it was huge. Sure, it's a plane with some features like, uh...opening cockpit? Lowering landing gear? And stuff? Er, woo?
It doesn't do the playing for you, it requires you have fun using your imagination with it. It's stealthy, big, it has the cool 2-man cockpit that opens by dropping, movable landing gear with covers activated by a single lever, a bomb rack that slid flush into the underside, opening brakes and engine covers, a rear-facing gun, and most importantly, it carries a mini-fighter jet on its back!
The thing is, for a comparable price...I could get a TF. I could even get a jet TF who is likely to have most of those same features. (Opening cockpit is one that's kinda going away more and more, but it's not like there's any figures to go in them.)
But it wasn't a comparable sized toy, and the Night Raven had a figure and a bunch of cool features all for $18. What could you get back in the G1 day for that? Starscream, a small, simplistically-detailed jet that turned into a medium-sized figure with 2 points of articulation and 1 more feature. It's apples and oranges. We're talking about GI Joe toys for what they are, not for what they are in comparison to TF toys, if you didn't like GI Joe toys as much as TF, that's on you, not the toys themselves.
Water vehicles...don't interest me. Like, almost at all. To get any visual mileage out of them, you kinda...need water. And I'm twenty years old, I'm not about to go fill up my bathtub to play with toys in it. The same goes for snow-based vehicles and figures. And to be fair--I'm looking at it from a reserved-adult-Joe-collector point of view, not one as a kid. And it doesn't help that I'm not even really into Joe in the first place 'for the Joes,' they just happen to come with the territory. I'm in it for Cobra Commander being awesome. (Sometimes, I forget that.)
The SHARC's a
FLYING submarine so it doesn't need water, and if your imagination hadn't been eroded so horribly, you could just PRETEND the floor or shelf was water.
PS - Cobra Commander is awesome? Whaaa?
Also, everyone always freaks out about those huge playsets like the Defiant and the Terrordrome, but honestly I couldn't give a shit. I don't have the room for that kind of space-sucking thing, and on top of that--I had bunches of playsets as a kid. And you know what? They were pretty boring. The Technodrome mostly sat around 'being the Technodrome,' because the inside was too ridiculously small to handle any kind of real-scale battle happening.
The Defiant Space Vehicle Launch Complex was a vehicle, it had wheels a la the NASA shuttle crawler, weapons, and a cockpit. And if you couldn't have fun with that sucker, you were dead inside. The 2 space shuttles were cool as hell inside and out, and even the launch complex had fun stuff going on.
MASK Boulder Hill is another badass playset, and even Skeletor's Snake Mountain was a good one. I liked the original GI Joe Headquarters playset, but it was small. I can't speak to the USS Flagg, I didn't have it, but it was 7' long. Maybe you should have learned to be choosy since that stuff was all super cheap to get when you were a kid, seeing as it was off the market but there was no aftermarket for it at the time.
It was $6.50, what do you want?
When it was released, single-packed Joes were about $5, so it was closer to being $10. For $10, I expected equal complexity and awesome to any given Deluxe.
You weren't born when it was released, it was $6.50 and it came with a figure, removable torpedoes, and diving bellows. It's not a Transformers deluxe, it's got a figure and it's larger and it's a different play pattern, and G1 was boring as hell most of the time when it came to play.
Dom wrote:Your point of reference for this is off, likely as a result of your age. The Technodrome was crap. In the 80s, we had better playsets. (I still want something comparable to the Go-Bots Command Center. And, I have heard nothing but good things about the Renegade analogue.) We had out share of clunkers, such as the too-small Castle Grayskull. Playsets in the 90s were very anemic though.
The Terrordrome is great. (The cartoon incorrectly portrayed it as a main HQ, when it was supposed to be field HQ. The comic stated there were dozens, if not hundreds of Terrordromes. In some cases, they were within walking distance of each-other.)
Yeah, the '90s killed playsets. The '80s had a lot of great playsets, I briefly had the Go-Bots Guardian Command Center, it was weird and had simplistic detailing, but it did sorta transform, and I like elevators - still, it was meh.
I agree, the Terrordrome was an ok toy, it was a decent size, it had the nifty firebat silo in the middle, lots of workstations, a jail cell. But it wasn't as exciting to me as the Defiant or either of the Joe Headquarters playsets, they had more variety.
JT meant that it cost $6.50 then. That would be like ~$15-$20 now. (This actually proves your point further, but JT''s statement beared clarification.)
Again, $6.50 got you a flying submarine with an action figure. There is no way that is a bad deal. There is no modern equivalent, production costs have shrunk, but they charge for a factory worker to assemble it.