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Re: Hasbro's Battle ship movie,makes no sense,because.....
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:00 pm
by 138 Scourge
Onslaught Six wrote:138 Scourge wrote:And they're riding around town in, like, a giant-ass cannon and top hat and the like.
Scourge, that doesn't even make sense. Come back when you're ready to take this seriously.
Also, they don't move around the town like a car would, they just jump around town from block to block, as though something was picking them up and then setting them back down!
Man, I guess you wouldn't even want to know about my idea for a tense medical thriller (can we get Hugh Laurie to be the doctor?) wherein a patient has to have all these surgeries to remove shit like a bucket of water from his knee, or some butterflies from his stomach?
Re: Hasbro's Battle ship movie,makes no sense,because.....
Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 4:10 pm
by Sparky Prime
Onslaught Six wrote:It's a drama about a dysfunctional family. The son is a drug addict. The mother is an alcoholic. The sister is a prostitute. The father is unemployed.
All of this is because of one bad game of Monopoly. Now, the only way for them to bring themselves together, is to play the game...one last time.
That sounds more like Jumanji: City Edition.
Re: Hasbro's Battle ship movie,makes no sense,because.....
Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 10:38 am
by Tigermegatron
Sparky Prime wrote:Onslaught Six wrote:It's a drama about a dysfunctional family. The son is a drug addict. The mother is an alcoholic. The sister is a prostitute. The father is unemployed.
All of this is because of one bad game of Monopoly. Now, the only way for them to bring themselves together, is to play the game...one last time.
That sounds more like Jumanji: City Edition.
It actually sounds like the Cartoon network Adult swim version.
Re: Hasbro's Battle ship movie,makes no sense,because.....
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:45 pm
by 138 Scourge
Hell, if they're going with board-game movies, I want a Mousetrap movie.
Six stupid teens go into the old toy factory for a party. Little do they know that the disgraced founder of the company is still holed up in the abandoned edifice, and he's just been waiting. Waiting for his trap to be sprung.
All it takes is a director to make it better than the Saw movies, and by god, keep the traps looking the same as the board game, and you at least get something that's visually interesting.
Re: Hasbro's Battle ship movie,makes no sense,because.....
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:32 am
by Onslaught Six
Why isn't Scourge a pitchman for Hollywood?
Incidentally: Avoid a little movie called Gangs of the Dead. I saw it in the video rental place a few weeks back and simply had to rent it based on the title and artwork alone. Unfortunately, it wasn't so-bad-it's-good or hilarious at all. It was just...bad.