Does everyone agree,that Mystique is the sexiest super hero

[andersonh1]

I thought Mystique looked pretty good in X Men 3 after they shot her with the mutant cure.




What?

[Dominic]

Yeah, joking aside, Prowl nailed it.

Jokes about Nightwings tuchus aside, yeah. This thread would be creepy on a dedicated comic forum like CBR, well, at least until the butt-jokes startd.


Dom
-assuming "everybody loves Dick in the end" was an intentional pun.

[Ursus mellifera]

This thread would be creepy on a dedicated comic forum like CBR, well, at least until the butt-jokes startd.

Consider that fixed!

Mystique could make hers as big as she wanted!

There.

[Dominic]

Mystique could make her self all ass.

Still, nothing is better than Dick in the end.


Dom
-still wondering how awkward the "could you make youself...." conversation would be.

[Onslaught Six]

Mystique could make her self all ass.

Are you sure, here? Is that really the extent of Mystique's powers? Could she make herself literally a flying butt?

I thought Mystique looked pretty good in X Men 3 after they shot her with the mutant cure.

What?

So you're like Beast in First Class, then.

[Ursus mellifera]

Mystique could make her self all ass.

Are you sure, here? Is that really the extent of Mystique's powers? Could she make herself literally a flying butt?

I don't think so. I was under the impression that Mystique could only take humanoid forms. I think she could only make her ass as big as the humanoid she was mimicking.

[Gomess]

Our resident civil rights activist Gomess probably would too, were he not actively avoiding TigerMegadeth's threads

Actually the reason I haven't posted in it is because, ironically, I've been away with my girlfriend, whose physical form I have no desire to change. Dun dun dunnn.

I don't find Mystique attractive at all, for two reasons: (1) She's lived for an exceptionally longer time than I have. (2) She's a psychopath.

...You're right though, this is a daft thread, hardly appropriate on this forum since most of us(?) don't talk about which fictional characters we'd like to have sex with. It's a bit sad. Yes, even for a forum about toys and cartoons. Naturally some hilarious banter will arise from this thread, but yeah, I'm out.

EDIT: Just noticed that Tigermegs' whole idea is predicated on the assumption that Mystique would unquestionably obey his every command to change into whatever he wanted once she was his "girl friend" which elevates this thread to "I worry about your real-life conduct" level. =/

I know this is the off-topic forum, but really, you gotta look at what's been posted here before to get an idea of what kind of off-topic things the board at large enjoys discussing. There's not a lot of sex fantasy threads, y'know? To Tigermegs' credit, he did take the initial negative reaction well, so, hey.

[Ursus mellifera]

I know this is the off-topic forum, but really, you gotta look at what's been posted here before to get an idea of what kind of off-topic things the board at large enjoys discussing. There's not a lot of sex fantasy threads, y'know?

So....nobody wants me to post my match-ups for Marvel vs. Kissplay?

[138 Scourge]

I can't see this goofy-ass thread going on and not contribute...

I thought Mystique looked pretty good in X Men 3 after they shot her with the mutant cure.

What?

So you're like Beast in First Class, then.

Well, Mystique's human disguise in First Class was kind of amazing-looking. I can see where the Beast was coming from, even if he seemed to be actively ruining his chances in that movie. Good god, Hank, don't tell a girl that's practically throwing herself at you that her normal form is hideous, you dumbass.

I don't think so. I was under the impression that Mystique could only take humanoid forms. I think she could only make her ass as big as the humanoid she was mimicking.

Even with that limitation, she could still turn around, stick it out, and even non-mutant boys got to shout...

Well, now to wreck Mystique's allure to Tigermegs. Here we go. Y'all know Claremont's intended secret origin for Nightcrawler? Mystique was indeed one of the parents. Just not the momma. Destiny was to have been the mother, Mystique would have been the daddy. Yup, apparently she can be anything she wants. Even a dude. A fully functional one.