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I make pizza in addition to ordering it (and the only place other than NY with passable pizza, IMO, is Rome, maybe Florence). One day I decided to alter my pizza recipe and turn it into a calzone, and that gave me a lot of extra space for toppings. Case in point? I loaded it up with brie and salami. It's delicious.

While I've not had a pizza quite that ridiculous (And I do semi-regularly order them out of sheer laziness, plus my distaste for cooking for myself), I have had a ridiculous sandwich. Once went to subway and decided I wanted a sandwich like the poster. So it was a foot-long double pork riblet, double cheese, double bacon, barbecue/honey mustard/sweet onion sauces, and salad galore. Heart attack in a bun, more or less.

Dominic wrote:."


As for not eating buffalo, I am a faux-vegetarian. I try not to eat mammals for both health and philosophical reasons.

Dom

So, would you eat reptiles? I've had turtle, alligator, and rattlesnake, and all of those are decent. I badly want to try a Vietnamese dish I've heard about called "Pulsing Heart of Cobra". It's supposed to be retarded spicy, and it sounds like the kind of thing that would give you superpowers.

In the dusty plains of Oklahoma, there exists a place called Fat Sandwich. They offer, for $25.00, the Big Fat Ugly. Wedged between 2 whole hoagie rolls lies 4 cheeseburger patties, double cheesesteak meat, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, pork roll, mozzarella sticks, a chicken finger, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hashbrowns, american cheese, mayo and ketchup. I...I never tried to eat one, I settled for wrestling with the lesser demons they offered. I can only assume it also has french fries shoved in there, all the other fat sandwiches did.

Oh my god. I think I'm in love with the Big Fat Ugly.

I also think it's entirely possible to die from the Big Fat Ugly.

Man, that's such a great name...

138 Scourge wrote:

Dominic wrote:."


As for not eating buffalo, I am a faux-vegetarian. I try not to eat mammals for both health and philosophical reasons.

Dom

So, would you eat reptiles? I've had turtle, alligator, and rattlesnake, and all of those are decent. I badly want to try a Vietnamese dish I've heard about called "Pulsing Heart of Cobra". It's supposed to be retarded spicy, and it sounds like the kind of thing that would give you superpowers.

I, on a whole, do not like the taste of invertebrates. I've never had an insect I liked, you have to cook crustaceans well for me to stomach them, but cephalopods I can't bring myself to eat. The squid is my favorite animal!

Dominic wrote:I try not to eat mammals for both health and philosophical reasons.

That's the same reason I turned down a job running (as in cables, not track) for the BBC's Olympics coverage. Bad China, bad! What fools we mortals be.

Ooo, Big Fat Ugly. Is there a Big Fat Sexy? I imagine it'd be the same, but with more red onion sauce.

donosaur wrote:In the dusty plains of Oklahoma, there exists a place called Fat Sandwich. They offer, for $25.00, the Big Fat Ugly. Wedged between 2 whole hoagie rolls lies 4 cheeseburger patties, double cheesesteak meat, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, pork roll, mozzarella sticks, a chicken finger, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeno poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hashbrowns, american cheese, mayo and ketchup. I...I never tried to eat one, I settled for wrestling with the lesser demons they offered. I can only assume it also has french fries shoved in there, all the other fat sandwiches did.

Place around where I live sells the "Fat Willard", consisting of wings, cheese fries, mozarella stick and onion rings, all wrapped in a sub-roll.

I admit, I would take the BBC job, just because it would lead to something later. And, China is a necessary economic evil, so....


Dom

I too do not eat mammals, but because of upbringing, not philosophical or health reasons.

A nearby deli sells what is known as "The Lumberjack Special". A shitload of bacon, ham, four eggs, american and mozzarella cheeses, and chicken breasts. All smothered in some sort of sauce, and then squished between a foot-long hero.

Is this a kosher thing? If you seperate the meat and cheese, it is mostly legal to eat what you like.

Dom